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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 2

Charlie and Margaret in “Media Room Slash Dungeon”

Charlie

Where the hell should I go?

MMargaret

Out the window.

Charlie

Are you crazy? I'm not going out the window.

MMargaret

He's an ex-Marine.

Charlie

I'm going out the window.

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