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S4 E16

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 16

Alan and Charlie in “Young People Have Phlegm Too”

Alan

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! *walks to the piano* C-Sharp! C-Sharp is the sound of approaching deafness!!

Charlie

Listen to you, you're like an old man.

Alan

I can't listen to me. All I hear is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

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