[Alan and Charlie comes back home after eating dinner outside]
Do you know what's the problem with sushi?
You mean besides eating it with you?
It's all fleshy and flappy and wet. Feels unnatural against my tongue.
Hey, Alan?
What?
I think I know why your marriages didn't work out.
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