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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 2

Alan, Mindy and others in “Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover”

OK, OK, I had hoped that we could have a spirited exchange of ideas here, but if we are going to just degenerate into name calling, perhaps we should wait for the principal to decide what a reasonable punishment for my son would be.

MMindy

[Barbara Schmidt's busty mother] Fine. We'll let the principal decide.

[The principal, another large-breasted woman, enters the hall from her office]

PPrincipal

I'm Principal Gallagher.

[defeated] Oh, God, my boy's going to get the chair.

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