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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 16

Jake and Charlie in “Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?”

Jake

I just want to go home, I'm cold and I'm wet.

Charlie

And if you kick the back of my seat again with those dirty cleats, you're going to be colder and wetter.

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