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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 16

Alan and Charlie in “Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?”

Alan

You need to get Jake dressed, make him his lunch, and get him to school by eight, OK?

Charlie

OK.

Alan

You're not moving.

Charlie

Yes, I am. I'm flipping you off under the covers.

Alan

GET UP!

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