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S2 E16

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 16

Alan and Jake in “Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?”

Alan

What's taking you so long?

Jake

I can't find my other shoe!

Alan

So then put on a different pair.

Jake

But this one's on already!

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