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S2 E16

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 16

Jake and Charlie in “Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?”

Jake

I forgot to comb my hair.

Charlie

No-no-no-no-no, I'll do it. [licks his fingers and brushes Jake's hair with them]

Jake

That's spit!

Charlie

One man's saliva is another man's mousse. Now shut up.

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