Alan, Charlie and others in “Pie Hole, Herb”

Thanks, Mom. Th-- this is a perfect first job for him.

First job? I think you're looking at the birth of a career.

I was gonna have him put up fliers, but I didn't trust him with a staple gun.

How much are you paying him?

Obviously, too much. Look at him! [Jake is picking his nose] For the record, I promised him $20 and a Playboy magazine.

Playboy?

Don't worry. I'll Magic Marker over the ta-tas and hoo-hoos.

Oh, that's disturbing on so many levels.