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Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 2

Charlie and Alan in “Pie Hole, Herb”

Charlie

OK, OK, look, you're not going out to have fun. You never go out to have fun, because you know why? You're not a fun guy!

Alan

Oh, oh, I am very much a fun guy. We just have different definitions of "fun", and mine doesn't include urinary tract infections and dry heaving.

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