I want my forty dollars!
I only borrowed thirty-eight.
Yeah, well, I find round numbers easier to remember.
You like round numbers, do you?
Yeah, I-- I like round numbers.
OK, here's a round number for you: zero. Nice, tight circular shape. [makes a fist]: Nothing gets in, nothing gets out. Sound familiar, Alan?
Are you calling me anal?
That's right. A-L-A-N. Anal.
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