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Two and a Half Men · Season 6, Episode 2

Alan and Charlie in “Pie Hole, Herb”

I want my forty dollars!

I only borrowed thirty-eight.

Yeah, well, I find round numbers easier to remember.

You like round numbers, do you?

Yeah, I-- I like round numbers.

OK, here's a round number for you: zero. Nice, tight circular shape. [makes a fist]: Nothing gets in, nothing gets out. Sound familiar, Alan?

Are you calling me anal?

That's right. A-L-A-N. Anal.

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