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S5 E14

Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 14

Jake, Milly and others in “Winky-Dink Time”

Jake

So, Milly, do you play dodgeball?

Milly

No.

Jake

I enjoy it quite a bit, 'cause it's just man against man, but with big red balls.

Charlie

Ix-nay on the alls-bay.

Jake

What?

Charlie

Just don't say "balls".

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