Rose and Alan in “Winky-Dink Time”

You're waiting for a prostitute?

No.

Oh, Alan, that's not like you.

Yeah, well, when you've had your heart broken enough times and you can't even bear the thought of having an emotional connection with another human being, what else is there to do?

A lot of people masturbate, I hear. Really, I've heard them.

Nevertheless, sometimes a man needs to feel something other than his own touch.

Have you tried switching hands? It's like being with a clumsy stranger.