Alan
Did you make the call?
Charlie
Here. Her name's Alexis. She's expecting to hear from you.
Alan
Ooh, Alexis... that-- that's a pretty name.
Charlie
They all have pretty names, Alan. You'll never meet a hooker named "Maude".
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