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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 14

Charlie and Alan in “Winky-Dink Time”

Charlie

How much you looking to spend?

Alan

Uh, well, as you know, I am a bit of a bargain hunter.

Charlie

Yeah, but unfortunately, they don't stock hookers at the 99-cent store.

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