Rose
The truth is, I just love feeding him, cleaning him, changing him...
Alan
You're changing him?
Berta
You're cleaning him?
Jake
You know, if you stop feeding him, you won't have to change him.
Rose
I don't mind. I'm a loving nurturer.
Jake
Uncle Charlie says you're a crazy stalker.
Rose
Potato, pot-ah-to.
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