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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 12

Jake, Alan and others in “A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh”

Jake

You really want to do something with me?

Alan

Yes!

Jake

How about if you drive me to the mall so I can see a movie with my friends and you pick me up when we're done?

Alan

And... what am I supposed to do all that time?

Jake

Well, if I were you, I'd go to Les Girls Girls Girls.

[Charlie walks into the kitchen]

Charlie

Who's going to Les Girls Girls Girls?

Alan

Nobody.

Charlie

Too bad. Daytime's better. Dancers are a little worse for wear but they try harder.

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