Jake
You really want to do something with me?
Alan
Yes!
Jake
How about if you drive me to the mall so I can see a movie with my friends and you pick me up when we're done?
Alan
And... what am I supposed to do all that time?
Jake
Well, if I were you, I'd go to Les Girls Girls Girls.
[Charlie walks into the kitchen]
Charlie
Who's going to Les Girls Girls Girls?
Alan
Nobody.
Charlie
Too bad. Daytime's better. Dancers are a little worse for wear but they try harder.
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