Alan
Look, don't worry, you'll grow into it.
Jake
Why couldn't I get clothes that fit now?
Alan
Yeah, well, quit going through puberty and we'll talk about it.
Jake
Quit been so cheap and we'll talk about it! [leaves]
Alan
Hey, hey, watch your mouth!
Charlie
Hard to punish him for telling the truth.
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