Charlie
What I'm saying is, you got nothing to complain about. You got your food in my refrigerator, your car in my garage, and your stupid flowered towels in my guest bathroom!
Alan
Hey, those towels are very pretty! They brighten up the whole room!
Charlie
They're gay, and they scream "civil union"!
Alan
They do not!
Charlie
"We're here, we're queer, dry your hands on us!"
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