Charlie
I thought I made it perfectly clear: I don't want this stupid bowl in my living room.
Alan
No, you said you didn't want it on the front table for keys, so I put it on the coffee table for candy.
Charlie
Well, now it's on your head for a hat.
[puts the bowl on Alan's head]
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