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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 3

Berta and Charlie in “Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo”

Berta

Where are you going?

Charlie

I don't know. Someplace where the bottles are full and the women are empty.

Berta [sings]: And the skies are not cloudy all day.

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