Alan and Charlie in “Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo”

I can't believe it. You're nervous about a date.

Of course I'm nervous! What am I gonna talk to her about? I haven't gone out with a forty-year-old woman since high school!

Well, Charlie, that's the great thing about seeing someone your own age. There's always something to talk about because what you've been through, she's been through.

Oh, I hardly think so.

All right, point taken. But she's a fascinating woman. She's a municipal court judge, she teaches law at UCLA...

Aw, man, you didn't tell me that!

Does that make a difference?

It makes a big difference! The smarter the girl, the harder it is to blow smoke up her ass!