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Two and a Half Men · Season 5, Episode 3

Charlie in “Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo”

CharlieCharlie Sheen

Hey, if you two [birds] don't have any other plans, why don't you fly over to the Hollywood Bowl and take a crap on my brother?

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