Charlie
A blind date? Forget it, Charlie Harper does not go on blind dates.
Alan
He doesn't?
Charlie
No, he doesn't.
Alan
Can't we ask him?
Charlie
Don't bother. I know what he'll say.
Alan
OK, but does he have to say it in the third person?
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