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S4 E17

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 17

Roger, Jake and others in “I Merely Slept With a Commie”

Roger

Evelyn, we have a surprise for you. Changpu is going to play his cello.

Jake

What the heck?

Charlie

Shhh, Shampoo's about to play his cello.

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