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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 17

Alan and Charlie in “I Merely Slept With a Commie”

Alan

I'm just saying, maybe they have something that we don't and that's why she wants them.

Charlie

Who wants two gay guys and a Chinese kid?

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