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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 13

Charlie and Rose in “Don't Worry, Speed Racer”

Charlie

Oh God, it's all coming back.[Remembering the men he has seen his mother have sex with as a child] Uncle Joe, Uncle Steve, Uncle Jorje. Oh God...[looks terrified] Uncle Jorge. And I wasn't related to any one of them.

Rose

Wow.

Charlie

Yeah. Tell me about it. Not only was Aunt Wendy not my aunt, there was no snakebite on her boob!

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