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S4 E13

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 13

Alan and Charlie in “Don't Worry, Speed Racer”

Alan

Hey, at least I didn't talk him [Jake] into putting crotchless panties on a Butterball turkey!

Charlie

Oh, right. Best Thanksgiving ever.

Alan

You told me it's how the Pilgrims got through the harsh winter.

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