[Charlie tells Alan the story about how he saw his mother in bed with a man when Charlie was eight years old]
Anyway, at some point they realized I was standing there, and the guy said to me, "Don't worry, Speed Racer. I'm not hurting your mom."
Speed Racer?
Remember, I had the Speed Racer pajamas?
Oh, yeah! Yeah! Our Christmas pajamas! You got Speed Racer, and I got Laverne & Shirley. So typical, I'm--
This is not about you, Alan! This is about a horrible moment in my life that I completely repressed: Mom and the man with a big red mustache. Oh, God. I just realized why Yosemite Sam always made me nauseous! [sighs] And I'll tell you the worst part...
Worse than Laverne & Shirley pajamas?
Alan...
I am amazed I'm not a raging queen.
We all are!
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