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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 13

Evelyn and Charlie in “Don't Worry, Speed Racer”

Evelyn

Anyway, I have to string Mr. Goto along until I have something to show him that actually is for sale.

Charlie

Oh, I understand. It's called a bait and switch, and it's a felony.

Evelyn

Oh, well, look at you taking the moral high ground, and with nary a bottle or whore in sight. Bravo.

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