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S4 E3

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 3

Alan, Evelyn and others in “The Sea is a Harsh Mistress”

[after Evelyn's plastic surgery]

Alan

What happened to your mouth?

Evelyn

I just had a little procedure.

Alan

What kind of procedure?

Charlie

They sucked some fat out of her ass and shot it into her lips.

Alan

What did they do, use the whole ass?

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