Alan and Charlie in “The Sea is a Harsh Mistress”

How about this: When was the last time you called her [Evelyn] just to see how she was doing?

Uh, whoo. What's today, Sunday? Then never.

Why don't you start with that?

OK, fine. [takes his phone out of his pocket]

Remember her number?

I've got it on speed dial. 666. Cute, huh?