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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 3

Alan and Charlie in “The Sea is a Harsh Mistress”

Alan

You're going to hell, you know?

Charlie

I don't think so. I believe in a loving God who forgives little fibs as long as they lead to recreational sex.

Alan

You really wanna drag God into this?

Charlie

Who gave me the penis, Alan?

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