Charlie and Alan in “Just Once With Aunt Sophie”

I'm buying the little wiseass a $75 haircut, and he's taking shots at me?!

You said it yourself: He has to find his own look.

Yeah, well, let him find it on somebody else's MasterCard!

Come on, look at his point of view.

What's his point of view?

Well, put overalls on you, and you do look kind of like the Big Boy. Stand like this for me: [poses like a Big Boy statue]