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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 22

Charlie and Alan in “Just Once With Aunt Sophie”

Charlie

Face it Alan. What can you bring to the table other than a lifetime of failure with women?

Alan

It's not a lifetime yet!

Charlie

I, on the other hand have a wealth of experience.

Alan

He's [Jake's] twelve! He doesn't need to know how to choreograph a three-way!

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