TV QuotesDatabase

S3 E22

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 22

Charlie and Jake in “Just Once With Aunt Sophie”

Charlie

Relax, Jake, Ricky knows what he's doing. He's been cutting my hair for years.

Jake

Well, what if I don't want to look like you?

Charlie

What's wrong with the way I look?

Jake

Nothing... if you're a statue in front of a Big Boy restaurant.

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

Charlie“Let me give you an example. Jake's at...” Charlie“Face it Alan. What can you bring to...” Charlie“I'm buying the little wiseass a $75 haircut...” Alan“Nevertheless, I am Jake's father, and I believe...”

More Two and a Half Men quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Two and a Half Men pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.