Charlie
Let me give you an example. Jake's at a party. All the boys are on one side of the room, all the girls are on the other. What's he do?
Alan
Um...
Charlie
You see? You see? Right there. That "Um..." is the battle cry of the chronic masturbator.
Alan
Define "chronic".
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