[Jake and Alan sing Archie's "Save the Orphans" jingle after the ceremony]
Charlie
Enough!
Alan
C'mon, it's catchy.
Charlie
So is diphtheria.
Jake
How come you don't get a runner-up trophy?
Charlie
'Cause I don't.
Jake
In school, everybody gets a trophy just for participating.
Charlie
Well, Jake, that's the difference between school and life. In life, all you get for participating is pain, loneliness, and death.
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