[Jake and Alan sing Archie's "Save the Orphans" jingle after the ceremony]
Charlie: Enough!
Alan: C'mon, it's catchy.
Charlie: So is diphtheria.
Jake: How come you don't get a runner-up trophy?
Charlie: 'Cause I don't.
Jake: In school, everybody gets a trophy just for participating.
Charlie: Well, Jake, that's the difference between school and life. In life, all you get for participating is pain, loneliness, and death.
Charlie: Enough!
Alan: C'mon, it's catchy.
Charlie: So is diphtheria.
Jake: How come you don't get a runner-up trophy?
Charlie: 'Cause I don't.
Jake: In school, everybody gets a trophy just for participating.
Charlie: Well, Jake, that's the difference between school and life. In life, all you get for participating is pain, loneliness, and death.
[Jake and Alan sing Archie's "Save the Orphans" jingle after the ceremony]
Charlie : Enough!
Alan : C'mon, it's catchy.
Charlie : So is diphtheria.
Jake : How come you don't get a runner-up trophy?
Charlie : 'Cause I don't.
Jake : In school, everybody gets a trophy just for participating.
Charlie : Well, Jake, that's the difference between school and life. In life, all you get for participating is pain, loneliness, and death.
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