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S3 E17

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 17

Awards ceremony emcee and Charlie in “The Unfortunate Little Schnauser”

Awards ceremony emcee

And now, before we present the Jingle of the Year award, we have a special treat.

Charlie

Please tell me they're gonna pass out guns.

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