Evelyn
This event isn't televised, is it?
Charlie
No.
Evelyn
Hmm. Well, I guess they only show the important awards.
Charlie
[hands his keys to Alan] Congratulations, you've just been elected tonight's designated driver.
Alan
Come on, just ignore her.
Charlie
Ignore her? It'd be easier to ignore blood in my urine!
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