Charlie
D-minus? Didn't you read the Cliff Notes?
Jake
That was fifty pages!
Charlie
Unbelievable. Your kid's too lazy to cheat.
Alan
Has it occurred to you that maybe he's too honest to cheat?
Jake
No, I'm lazy.
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