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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 10

Alan and Rose in “The Salmon Under My Sweater”

Alan

Ferrets?

Rose

Yeah, I have five of the toothy, little guys.

Alan

No-- no kidding. Five ferrets? Those are like, uh, long, furry rats, right?

Rose

Yup, and they're all named Charlie.

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