Alan and Jake in “The Salmon Under My Sweater”

Oh, are you, uh, starting that book report already?

Just making notes.

Good for you! What do you have so far?

Lord of the Flies is kind of like Survivor, but with kids.

Huh! That's, uh... that's an interesting analogy! Uh, what's your favorite part?

Um... when the first kid gets voted off the island?