[Jake is doing his homework]
Alan
What about this one?
Jake
That's extra credit. I don't have to do it.
Alan
But why don't you do it anyway.
Jake
Cause I don't have to.
Alan
But it shows you're willing to make an extra effort.
Jake
But I'm not.
Alan
Do it!
Jake
Why?
Alan
Jake, if you spent as much time doing the homework as you do arguing about it, we'd be done by now.
Jake
I am done, this is extra.
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