Now, what year did Magellan circumnavigate the globe?
It's not gonna be on the test.
Maybe not, but it wouldn't hurt for you to know it anyway.
Why would I want to know something I don't have to?
Because maybe you'll need to know it in the future.
Well, then that's when I'll learn it!
Why can't you just learn it now?
'Cause there's only so much space in my brain that if you put Magellan in there, I might forget my locker combination.
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