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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 5

Berta in “Bad News from the Clinic”

BertaConchata Ferrell

Alan? I got a riddle for you: What's short, sticky, picky, and only supposed to be here on weekends? I'll give you a hint: It's your kid.

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