Rose and Charlie in “Bad News from the Clinic”

Oh, Charlie, you don't need a girl like that. You could do so much better.

You're right, I can. She doesn't call when she says she will, she won't let me sleep over, she's obviously seeing other guys, so why can't I get her out of my head?

That's not where I was going, but let's review. She's gorgeous, but she's also self-centered, she's promiscuous, she's commitment-phobic...

Oh, my God!

What?

I'm dating myself. No wonder the sex is weird.