Charlie, Jake and others in “A Bag Full of Jawea”

[Reading Jake's test answers] Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence in....pen. For this you got an A?

Yeah, everybody did. I love you Uncle Charlie [Runs to his room]

I think you know what you have to do.

Um... break up with Miss Pasternak, right?

Hell, no, he's [Jake] getting A's. He hasn't gotten an A since nap time in kindergarten.

But he's not learning anything!

Charlie, get your priorities straight; I'm trying to get him into a decent middle school! After he's accepted, he can learn that Sacajawea wasn't... [reading Jake's test answer]: "a bag full of Jawea".