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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 3

Miss Pasternak and Jake in “A Bag Full of Jawea”

Miss Pasternak

Jake, I'm only your teacher from 8:15 to 3:00. After that, I'm just a person like anyone else.

Jake

Oh, this is more wrong than the time I saw Santa peeing at the mall.

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