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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 3

Charlie in “A Bag Full of Jawea”

CharlieCharlie Sheen

Well, I want it on the record that if the kid was running a blackjack game under the bleachers, he didn't necessarily get the idea from me.

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